Congratulations Dwight, you’re officially the biggest dildo in the NBA.
Yeah, your stunts still suck but give someone else the asshat spotlight for once!
How did this come to be? Seriously just two years ago you were like the coolest motherfucker in the league, good sense of humor, your team were playoff contenders, you had a front office that tried* to put together a team for you, piles of fans in Orlando, life was good.
(*editors note – Trying as a GM to build a team around a superstar on a small market team is like trying to extract teeth gently with a sledgehammer, it’s probably not going to work without a lot of pain.)
Now look at you, you psyched out your Orlando fans, you shit the bed when it came to playoffs, you slagged your team mates, you got your coach fired, you highlighted that Otis Smith is an idiot (especially around a check book, Jesus!), you told the media that you felt ‘blackmailed’ regarding signing an extension and now you’re blaming the media and calling them liars (which they maybe are, but I bet the truth is probably not far off).
The best part is that I haven’t even mentioned the idea that if any team trades for you other than Brooklyn you’ll be a sulky little (7ft) bitch about it. FUCK YOU! You know what man, I want to skip work and get a handy, while driving back to the future to punch your dad in the dick so that he really thinks about whether or not you were a good idea…but it probably won’t happen, because I live in REAL LIFE.
So now you’ve highlighted that I hate my life, and that you are a cock, well done asshole, I hope you drink a warm Gatorade and hate it.
i8theball 